(WK3) TT LEAGUE) JAMMY DODGERS vs KIT KAT CHUNKYS (COMPLETED 3-1)

unfortunately where i live is overrun by them. the ones round by me are right little twats. they'll quite happily break into your house in broad daylight. its funny, they broke into my house, and instead of taking stuff like tv's, dvd players and stuff, they took a few bits of jewellery, a bag of 20p's, a case of beer and my phone.

theyre also the kind of idiots that rip the lead covery thing off the tops of sheds and garages and stuff, and will quite happily walk along the train tracks ripping up wiring so they can scrap it in and go to the local waccy baccy dealer.

Shad0w danc3r 1 wrote:shame the smoke wasnt because they were on fire or something...cant have it all tho eh lol

hahahaha, maybe its just me but the idea of a 12 year old covered in burberry on fire is just way too funny

You need to put them into some sort of bungee corded enclosed area so as they run around they bounce back.

Brilliant thought

Shad0w danc3r 1 wrote:lets face it tho...they dont really act like old people. we dont hear talks of shouting at kids to get off the front lawn or pelting them with werthers originals so at least they are fun 'old' people

lol just reminded me, a few months ago i was in a xbl party with a few mates and this random black guy from nyc (think of him as a typical black male, how they are seen by the media)
he was having an argument with his gf(she was always on loudspeaker), he'd hang up on her, phone up this other girl, they'd talk for a while then his gf would phone back. they were arguing for bloody ages, he was telling her he didnt wanna be with her and all of that, then all of a sudden out of nowhere she says in the most ghetto-ist voice ever 'you just mad cos i dont suck your dick anymore'.
needless to say those of us in that party were feckin howlin' for about an hour. tears and everything. i love xbl drama

Bennett wrote:Its ok Shadow I'll bring the Jam , Taytos your holding the Dodger Fort, good luck

cheers i think i may need it

Bennett wrote:You need to put them into some sort of bungee corded enclosed area so as they run around they bounce back.

Brilliant thought

lol i like that idea

personally id rather have them all mauled to death by the poor staffies and bulldogs they walk round with.

something to that effect

i like that idea bennett...BUT on the wall where the bungee is attatched, cover it with 2ft spikes. obv put a bottle of white lightnin or a bag of weed or something at the end for them to run for...cue the benny hill music and enjoy the laughs

LOL Great Stuff, I can see a new gameshow coming form this.....

Total "Chav" Wipeout........ Lethal Edition lol

hell yeah!! id watch that lol

why are you guys not in program production or something?

Something to do with Political correctness or something lol

too cool for tv i say lol

Maybe we could improve the idea even further before we take it to production and maybe have them runnin on glass or hot coals to get to their weed, whlst on fire, and attached to a bungee cord that pulls them back towards spikes...... hmmmmmmm

tell you what bennett, you set up the course and me and klurr can go out and net some chavs to get this thing a-rockin-n-a-rollin

We need a cameraman so we can make some money off it, Or at least post it on youtube for the enjoyment of others lol

theres plenty of muppets here to help lol

ohhh i definitely have a few in mind, top of the list would be this lad i used to 'see'. actually shadow, his name is the same as yours. as is his nickname. and age.

im him in disguise. i wiped my memory and developed a split personality? lol

haha no idea but when i first added you and read ya bio my heart started racing and i felt so sick! you cant be him anyways, he's completely illiterate hahaha

see that. i got your heart racing with just my bio ;) lol naa im not him. im awesomer

hahaha

gotta admit thats it pretty freaky. same full name as you, same nickname...aaaaaaaaaaagh lol

same full name?! that is actually kinda creepy. lol

whens ur birthday lol

heres my bio lol
(actual full name) Benjamin Matthew James Hutton
D.O.B: 26-03-1990

im epic


thats about all you need to know lol

diff birthday, thank fuck hahaha