80's music for LAM

without the gas mask and with the hand in your face you remind me of Alannis Morrisette...i mean that as a compliment

thats fighting talk - in no way whatsoever do I look like A-lame-ass Morrisette besides I KNOW what Ironic means

we were at FACT in Liverpool

i like Alanis Morissette!!! Next time you get strife of the 'french bitch just pass on my mobile number to her...she'll be swimming the English channel in feckin seconds!!!

and what were you doing in Merseyside with an open bag...you are soooo lucky...i wouldnt leave an empty crisp packet unobserved in Liverpool

my bag wasn't open - why do you think I was gripping my bag and that's in an art gallery...but in all fairness I've never had anything stolen in Liverpool - it seems more inclined to happen in St. Helens

well some kind friendly scouser once decided that i needed to heatbutt a house brick of his...in fairness i think it slipped out of his hands and he was just passing it to me. Still concerns me the amount of scousers in the MWG lol...my opinion was very low of them and chatting with them in here and in clan matches its hard to feel anything but pity...joking.

Still never thought i'd ever be firends and be nice to Mersysiders after my many adventures with them in my past

well I'm not from here and people were I live still remember when they use to be a part of Lancashire - to be honest have to drive through Warrington to get to St. Helens - so have to drive through Cheshire to get to Merseyside - yet I live in Merseyside and live closer to Manchester than Liverpool - even my post code and telephone exchange is for Warrington - not that Warrington is any better - they just like to pretend they are

people here blame the Tories - gee in the 7 years I've lived over here I've accrued an awful lot of pointless information - can I get a medal for that?

dunno...BBBBOOOOOOOSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

HE SHOULD BE HERE IN A MINUTE...HE OWES ME A SPAM MEDAL!!!