Wednesday Joke

Psychiatrist Diagnosis

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. 'You all have obsessions,' he observed.

To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy.'

He turned to the second Mom, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

He turned to the third Mom, Joyce: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'

At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, 'Come on, Dick, we're leaving. Your brothers Peter and Willy are waiting for us

very good...

Right, I warn you now these are really cheesy (no knob jokes please)

A guy meets a girl in a bar "Hi, what's your name?"
"Carmen" she replies, "because I love cars and men...."
"What's your name" she askes back.



"Charlie Beerfanny."


Adam and Mo, two young men of a gay persuation, are at the zoo.
When they visit the Gorilla enclosure they notice one of them has an absolutely stonking erection.
Mo can't resist and fondles the Gorillas penis.
Suddenly the Gorilla grabs him, pulls him through the bars andshags him rotten for six hours non-stop.
When he's done the Gorilla throws Mo back out of the cage and he gets carted of to the hospital in an ambulance.
Two days later Mo wakes up and Adam visits his bedside.
"Are you hurt Mo?" asks Adam.


"Wouldn't you be?!?!?! He hasn't called he hasn't texted......."

They are awful but in a good way...lol

Thanks...

...I shall put more up as soon as I get my hands on Bernard Manning's joke book again.

LMAO - all funny.