some rather sick jokes

Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence, but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia.
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian horse racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of people around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this? ...

It gets worse next year... 2010 - Chinese year of the Cock - what could possibly go wrong?



So Lily Allen's ex couldn't make her scream.

He should have tried jumping out of the bushes with a mask on and his cock out. It works for me.


Say what you want about Jordan & Peter Andre, but at least their marriage lasted longer than Jade Goodys.

Jade Goody has been portrayed by the media as a heroine for raising
awareness about cervical cancer, in spite of the fact that she forgot
to have a smear test.

Last year, I forgot to turn off an unlit oven before leaving for work. The ensuing explosion killed my wife and three children.

Was I portrayed by the media as a hero for raising awareness about gas safety?

Was I fuck.

LOL at the last one :P

Nice to start the day off with a smile

Very good :P

I just had a good long hard look in the mirror today, boy was that a sick joke!

hahahahaha