a course in diplomacy by lemony

I once got in a fight in school where the "bully" brought his 10 mates and older brother and his mates, so I had no choice but to let him hit me until he got bored. I saw him about 6 years ago a week after I moved back to my home town he was drunk and said somenthing about it being funny that I was bigger than him now (being 6ft 2") and as he was wasted and I just walloped him and left him bleeding that was theraputic :D

Classic!

JD, any time you're in a funk just post it up.....start a "I'm in a funk and in need of silliness" thread and I'll be there like a shot!

LemonyVodka5 wrote:Classic!

JD, any time you're in a funk just post it up.....start a "I'm in a funk and in need of silliness" thread and I'll be there like a shot!

*looks in pants.....has a bit of a giggle*

I've got a semi!!!!

LemonyVodka5 wrote:*looks in pants.....has a bit of a giggle*

I've got a semi!!!!

ow its mote than a semi for u mate

Just reading through some threads i missed and yep.

Yer still aw loon balls, but i've had a great laugh....Thanks

Well, i remember when a i was just a wee lass i was playing base ball with the lads (yep i was a tomboy, still am). I was the one to stand behind the batter, cut a long story short, as the guy went to hit the ball and run, i was too busy looking into the air to catch the ball and just as i caught the ball i got whacked straight in the gob with the bat he flung as he ran!!

Two front teeth smashed, rubber bleeding lips and a caught ball to win the game....lol Needless to say by the time i got home and smiled at my mom she felt like knocking the rest of them out....lol

Guess what get's sung to me every bloddy christmas?
Cheers for the laughs guys

theres nothing more to make me laugh and smile first thing i the morning is too read lemonys posts,

yeah defo mate theres two things that cheer me up now mate no matter what lemonys posts and mc hammer carnt touch this gotta love love those pants