Count of Monte Cristo

Then you should have got out and pushed it to the side of the road.

why? it wasnt in my way back to the beer tent

So you had been drink driving. I thought as much!

drink driving and I dont have a licence either

Shocking!

I am hoping you had been drinking with the way you drove, or maybe you had been at something stronger?

It was the Lemsip again!

bloody hell no wonder you were driving like a madman

I just wanted to make you feel comfortable with me

I will not buy monkey island!

You will.
But it'll be next week, and you'll be wearing your MWG t-shirt at the time.

You know you may just be right,

This week working from home means the boss cant see me on the forum all day

I'll request that Lemony writes a letter to your boss, or the mother of your boss

by the time it gets to him I will have the t-shirt won

The Boosh giveth, the Boosh taketh away!

I recall asking when the comp was announced if it was worth loosing my job over

And I remember painting a picture for you regarding that scenario.
Not too late to back down.

ah but next week I can go back to the office with the t-shirt secure and work hard not worrying about you spamming away merrily so my job will be safe

Until the letter arrives.

the amount of time the boss spends on WoW and such my job is safe

Don't under estimate the power of Lemony's letters.

I will just agree to let Lemony do bad things to me so he doesnt send the letter

my do any threads stay on topic with you 2 around...

This is your fault entirely, Boosh. The comp was your idea, and we are meerly your puppet muppets.

he is right, next month you will probably get 200 posts total from us instead of 200 a day

but atleast we are keeping the post count up for you