Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Maxxxine

Ok, so you can lick if you want.

Done and done!
Sounds delish!

Filth!

I wouldn't recommend licking:

1) Batteries;
2) light sockets.

No, no!
Thank you for the heads up!
Batteries and light bulbs leave a horrible taste, and a coma.
:P

haha licking batteries was my fav past time at school - the big 8 volt ones that gave you a minnie stroke every time you licked it

If you are joking, Dong, then good one.

If you're not, then I agree. The rectangular ones were very nice. Never did me any harm!

They just tingle your tounge. I get a tingly neck when I'm in the sea. I love her so, Wen't surfing again at the weekend and hopefully going again this weekend YAY! Even if it is the North Sea she is my mistress and I must obey

... we'll be seeing dong attempting to lick power stations and the like

Here is a Jeremy Beadle type tip for a 9 volt battery!
Next time you go out on the lash with your mates, take a 9 volt battery and some gray gaffer tape. And if you go in anywhere with a large steel troff like urinal, gaffer tape the battery just under the rim on the inside of the troff nearest to were you would stand to have a slash, making sure the two connections are touching the steel. Then when one of your mates comes in or anyone else to use urinal, get ready to film it from the cubicles as they get a shock to their bulb! Wooooo! Also run if they see you!

Ok a couple of things:

1) I'm away this weekend. Back on Monday!
2) Downloading the second episode of Tales of Monkey Island as we speak! So I'll be playing that!

Darko wrote:Here is a Jeremy Beadle type tip for a 9 volt battery!
Next time you go out on the lash with your mates, take a 9 volt battery and some gray gaffer tape. And if you go in anywhere with a large steel troff like urinal, gaffer tape the battery just under the rim on the inside of the troff nearest to were you would stand to have a slash, making sure the two connections are touching the steel. Then when one of your mates comes in or anyone else to use urinal, get ready to film it from the cubicles as they get a shock to their bulb! Wooooo! Also run if they see you!

Hahahah, comedy genius, you know im doing that!! I blame you for any black eyes i get though

I do like the good prank... nice Darko (oh Im guessing if they find you, you'll go home with a few black eyes

Right guys, I'm off!!

I'll be back on Monday night. Don't miss me too much!

have a blast, and shoot you when you get back (the obligatory 5 times to defeat your juggerstand) LOL

Hey, I'm no longer a juggernoob! I've changed my perks!

Welcome baccck Maxxxine!

Aw, Archer, my trialist buddy! Thanks!

Lmao yeah trialist buddies!

You playing tonight?

Yeah get your ass online already!

I'll be on soon just makin a cup of tea!

welcome to the muppets very nice bunch of folks here no stress and no fuss. On live everyone i have met so far likes to play games for fun.



regards from urban bear

BecomingArcher wrote:I'll be on soon just makin a cup of tea!

Arch, you were breaking up all night! I couldn't hear you properly.

How was your tea? Did you have sugar, or are you sweet enough already?

Missed my voice?
I think my headset has seen the last of its days. Maybe.
Or maybe I wasn't holding that darn D-pad down hard enough!
Aw and yeah, I'm well sweet!
Wanna taste? :P :P

Yeah.

Oh dear, I think you should get a new headset! I have two?! I don't know why. I want a better one though.

Ooer! Well... I don't drink tea.

Lmao!
You don't drink tea?? I slurp my tea most of the time so best my headset wasn't working! I might get a wireless headset during the week and see how good they are. But I'll get one, don't you worry!