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First hand!?! or did he clench and rip the first hand off?

actually 'iron' mike is a sound bloke...it was at one of his 'infamous' pajarma parties and we wanted to know what mike would look like if he was a female athlete who courted contraversy by looking like a woman but actually being a man...go figure huh?...anyway mike was happy to play along as we'd all been 'sipping' a bit too much of the gin and tonic...oh my god it was such a laugh

Gads I wish I'd been born British (or Irish, or whatever). All I gots is a lame American sense of "humour". I can't even keep "up" with this thread it's got me laughing so much!

erm...sorry friend but i wasn't joking. Iron Mike is infamous for his 'sleep overs'
One time we had the Clintons over and wow the things Hillary can do with a feather, a jar of peanut butter and an inflatable banana are amazing...and Bill...he's really funny, and he made a special visit to a tobbacoists to buy some special pipe tobbaco which we used to make normal cigerettes. we had rum and chocolate and even cherry ciggies...though i didnt like the salmon tasting cigars he had in his top pocket though!!!

Salmon tasting cigars

Weird about the banana (should that be behinana?!?!) connection.

I have an affinity to using 6 milk bottles, a tuning fork, a piece of string and a family-sized tub of banana joghurt for sexy-time shenannigans.

Either that or the freshly removed liver and kidney from a bottle-nosed dolphin.....

Starting to go all sophisticatty again!!

mornng all fellow muppets

afternoon guys not been on much the missus is crcking her whip getting me doing all odd jobs around the house went to wilkinsons to pick some paint and screws and came out with a gazzebo couldnt resist it was the display one it should of been £80 but got it for £15 now shes sending me back to get the paint

ICHI wrote:So your not onto Rossi these days
Rossi your supposed to be oozing machisimo right about now!!!

I like both Rossi and Archer's voices, but Archie has the bonus of a hot accent.

Rossi gives me the cold shoulder anyway.

I's because you're always dressed ready for bed

LemonyVodka5 wrote:I's because you're always dressed ready for bed

I'm usually naked at the earliest convenience!

Clothes are so overrated.

can i come to your house and play "can i get naked as well" lmao,for god sake delete this thread or Hugh will be tapping your door before he's finished reading this.

Tapping on the door?...i'm climbing in through the bloody window!!!

It'll be a mission, I'm on the third floor!

However, my curtains don't ever close properly, so you may just wish to invest in some binoculars.

oh dear,i think i need to go sit in the fridge.

Thats where I keep my remote controlls for the TV for some reason, But I like to sleep in the bath, and I don't mean when it's full I just mean I get the best nights sleep laid in an empty bath with my clothes on!
Although when I was on my "I bet I can live on blue WKD and nothing else for a whole week" bet, I did fall asleep sat up with my arms propping me up and it hurt like fuck when I woke up, quickly realised my arms didn't work and headbutted the coffee table! Good sleep though, got all the speed out of my system

I quickly needed to top up on all the mind altering substances as I was supposed to be re filming the mine cart scene from Indianna Jones and the temple of Doom, in shopping trolleys with me as Indy this really stoned girl as Short Round

sadly all my "wasted years" are behind me,wouldn't mind visiting them tho,i could write a book on my experiences with mind altering substances,when my youngun came along(he's 14 now),it all kinda went by the wayside,now i get bad glares from my mrs if i so much as mention going out for a beer,happy days(not),enjoy em while you're young,cos when you're married with kids it aint gonna happen no more.

I have kids now two of em

I go out twice a week usually and sometimes I get wasted while playing the XBOX, but my drug days are gone.

heres to you fella,and any other party exiles in MgC/MWG

Aye lad I'd love a bit of Dance or Die this weekend

If I said that I've never been drunk and never taken drugs, would anyone believe me?

nope but i'm quite willing to regress if you can help me remember how to roll 1 lol.

I'd probably believe you to a degree, I bet you've had a drink at some point and felt a bit squiffy?

Nope! The most I've had was a couple of sips when I was younger, but not touched it since!