Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:43 am

Well guys after much teasing and tickling here comes the penetration...LET ME IN!!!

Cue tacky elevator music - Well my names Mark -aka Mr Hugh Jarrdon - I'm 36 years young, i'm from cannock in Staffordshire and my vital statistics are...WANNA FIND OUT LADIES!!!
I have three kids, though i refuse a DNA test incase it proves they are mine...i enjoy GOW2, COD4 and FIFA and have remarkable gaming skills...well until i leave the lobby and start the game and then i'm just plain shite. I used to be in the MgC and the Jackson 5...though the least said about that the better!!!
Erm...whatelse...oh yeah, my friends call me tripod..calm down ladies as its only because i like photography!!!
Well i have met a lot of you already, some welcome faces and some not so welcome...only joking as i havent met a muppet yet that i dont want to hump vigourously - and that includes lemony.
I would like to be put on trial...though not like the one i had at the Old Bailey last week as far as i'm concerned that vicar was beggin for that muggin - end tacky and annoying elevator music.

though to be honest i only want to join you for your funny animations Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 587152

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 587152

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by maximmortal Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:52 am

Oh Jesus.

I'm not quite sure we're ready for this... :P

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:54 am

WELL ITS BEEN COMING...AND MY APPLICATION SO BRACE YOURSELVES IM COMING IN COLD

by LAM1808 Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:55 am

welcome to MWG. 232323

by maximmortal Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:56 am

ALRIGHT THEN SUNSHINE!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:56 am

Lam its a pleasure to bow before you open mouthed at your greatness...be gentle with me

by LAM1808 Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:58 am

I'll still kill you and teabag you, so be warned. 2111

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:00 am

my pleasure...i have much to learn about tea bagging from you...i shall be your padwan and maxxines dirty secret

by maximmortal Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:03 am

MgC Hugh Jarse wrote:i shall be your padwan and maxxines dirty secret

Hey, I already have one of those. He's called... well, you don't need to know that. :P

by Scarlet Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:07 am

*braces herself*

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:08 am

its okay i read your postings on the toilet wall about...you know who

well now i got my feet under the table...whats the gossip and who do i suck up to...who do i blow...and who should i chat up?

missinformation greatly recieved and followed up on

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:09 am

Scarlet wrote:*braces herself*

SCARLET!!!!

by maximmortal Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:11 am

MgC Hugh Jarse wrote:its okay i read your postings on the toilet wall about...you know who

well now i got my feet under the table...whats the gossip and who do i suck up to...who do i blow...and who should i chat up?

missinformation greatly recieved and followed up on

Flirt with Boosh. He loves it.

by Raspbernary Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:19 am

welcome matey! what took you so long! Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 414835

by me1tdown101 Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:21 am

hello there welcome for propers

by Darko Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:25 am

Welcome mate! Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 414835

by Frag Kebab Mon Sep 14, 2009 2:39 am

Hello, and welcome. LAM will actually team kill you more now you have turned to the furry side!!!

by **houndsoflove13** Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:21 am

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 550178

welcome matey...
will change your privvys.

by ROBAFET Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:53 am

Hey Hugh, welcome to the Muppets Proper,
Shame things didn't work out over at Mcg,
but hope you can find a good home here.
Gawd help the rest of us muppets.
Thought I could hear you live fella,
only down the road in Stoke,
and have mates in Walsall.
My dawg loves cannock chase.
Anyways, hope we'll be seeing much more of you now.

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line Book.welcomehomebb

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line Book.welcomehomebb

by Klurr Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:54 am

wey hey ya finally made it over! Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 414835

by kermit1981 Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:17 am

Welcome, not had the pleasure of playing with you yet but look forward to fixing that soon

Also we should play some xbox too Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line 156300