Re: Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line

by Shad0w danc3r 1 Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:01 am

welcome matey, we shal get aquainted on tuesday in the TT match 2111

lol

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:48 pm

Guys i can not thank you enough for your warm welcome...i'll get me pipe and slippers...it really is a pleasure for you and i think i'm going to look forward to this too...hopefully this will be a long asociation between us...well until i get the sex op on the NHS then i'm goin for one of those female only clans....wall to wall totty!!!

please feel free to send friends requests or just to tell me to feck off...i like the attention

by EG0FILTER Mon Sep 14, 2009 12:53 pm

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line - Page 2 Yoda.muppets

WISE DESCICION YOUNG PADAWAN

The 5 hurdles to jump before you get your full Muppet costume are;

HURDLE 1 - HAVE AT LEAST 4 WEEKS ON FORUMS
HURDLE 2 - 30 POSTS ON FORUMS
HURDLE 3 - 2 MWG COMPETITION OR CLAN MATCH TURNOUTS
HURDLE 4 - HAVE 1 OF THE 3 MAIN CLAN GAMES
HURDLE 5 - 75% YES VOTES FROM MUPPET MEMBERS IN A POLL
(This poll is nothing to do with skill, all just down to if we enjoy playing with each other)

Im sure you knew these allready, fuck, youve got most of em jumped!!
Glad to have you matey!

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:54 pm

yeah i think i might get away with all of em' bar the voting....75% hmmmmm i better get sucking and blowing hadnt I?

so am i allowed to sign up for MWG competitions and clan matches?

by Bennett Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:25 pm

I believe so now hugh, free to go about what you want. Don't think there are any restrictions but may be asked not to play in the bigger matchs or unknown clans until your a full muppet.

Most of us here know you now anyway so I don't see you having any problems if you sign up for any of the games.

Speaking fo which do you know who will be point of conatct now for the Gears match with MgC tomorrow? What with you now being over here lol

by Dongziller Mon Sep 14, 2009 7:14 pm

yeah Hugh green light to join anythin goin on over here 232323

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:38 pm

to be completely honest they (the MgC) have lost around 20+ core members sadly. The usual GOW2 members have gone bar one...so if it goes ahead i fancy yer chances!!! The majority of the breakaway members are looking to form their own clan - the Mr Men...yeah i know my tag says Mr as well but that was before they started planning the new clan...im a visionary!!!
I know theyve pulled out of a COD4 match due next week i think so i wouldnt expect tomorrows match to go ahead

by Bennett Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:50 pm

Cheers for that Hugh will keep my eyes open, Nice to see you come over here anyway, a welcome addition to the muppets

by WayneTheButcher Mon Sep 14, 2009 8:55 pm

ima coming sexy pants aka hughj

by AndyAnnihilation Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:04 pm

Glad you decided to join the MWG proper. Shame about MgC but their loss is our gain. Hopefully when you become a clan member you don't go all serious and turn into a john major (dull grey). Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line - Page 2 414835

Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line - Page 2 414835

by westen30 Mon Sep 14, 2009 9:31 pm

It looks like my first clan match with the muppets may get cancelled then, bugger!

Oh, and welcome to the clan from a new fellow joinee.

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Mon Sep 14, 2009 10:43 pm

WayneTheButcher wrote:ima coming sexy pants aka hughj

i love you wayne...are you joining up as well mate?

and i would never get serious...its against my religion

by me1tdown101 Mon Sep 14, 2009 11:02 pm

Yeah I heard Hugh... u were a devout jedi?!!

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Tue Sep 15, 2009 12:26 am

some would sat devout prat mate...still as the late Bernard Manning once wrote in his weekly column in the Gaurdian - " Sometimes the fool can display more wisdom in a day than a wise man shares in a lifetime the f***ing c**t"...or was that in the Beano?

by Dark Therapy Tue Sep 15, 2009 2:44 am

I dont know what to say............ umm hi lol welcome to MWG dude catch u online sometime it would be a VERY pleasureable time yjy

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Wed Sep 16, 2009 2:39 pm

looking forwad to it Mr Therapy...feel free to add me at anytime

by iRoppa Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:56 pm

Wholly fuck! We lettin in strays now??? Shiat, I go away for a fortnight and the whole place goes to rat-shit.

You! Mr Hugh Jdisappointing! Where's your tool?!

P.S. Welcome man, glad you're making it official, sayin as you been wiping it on our curtains for more than a month now.

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:47 am

been longer than that, just that you lot thought the stains were mayonaise...glad to be involved mate in this muppety delinquant sexual depraverty madhouse...to be honest i did try a number of other clans as well before i joined here but the ones i applied for where all female clans...i was discriminated against for being a man...and a sex pest

by Rebulous Thu Sep 24, 2009 8:45 pm

Mr Hugh Jarrdon wrote:to be honest i did try a number of other clans as well before i joined here but the ones i applied for where all female clans...i was discriminated against for being a man...and a sex pest

I know what you mean. I've worked in offices that were all female and I've been in clans that were all female, and they just don't like having us manly men around. I mean, what gives!? We're their bloody fantasy after all fer chrissake! Oh, and the sex pest thing? I think you can get an aphrodisiac cream for that...

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:29 pm

I DONT WANT TO BE CURED!!! Calm down...Hugh is here so form an orderly line - Page 2 Icon_scratch

by me1tdown101 Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:07 pm

and there's a cream 4 everything these days.....

by Mr Hugh Jarrdon Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:14 pm

yeah i know...my ex used to love her facials

I'll get me coat

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