The Luscious Lyrics Thread

[ROBAFET]

Here's a place to post any cool or even riddiculous lyrics you've heard and would like to share.
Go on - you know ou want to...

[poopookakada]

''i want to fuck a dog in the ass''

need i say anymore?

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

nanananananana BATMAN nanannananana BATAMN BATMAN BATMAN nananananana BATMAN

says it all really

[woolfy137]

pj and duncan-

"Lets get reeaadyyy to rhumble!" Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready to Rhumble Watch us wreck the mic, Watch us wreck the mic..............Psyche! Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get Lets get Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready to Rhumble! Straight up provin' We can get you groovin' This tracks boomin' it ain't no hype Watch us wreck the mic, Watch us wreck the mic, Watch us wreck the mic.............Psyche CHORUS Lets get ready to rhumble , Lets get ready to rhumble! Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody Rhumble) Lets get ready to rhumble, Lets get ready to rhumble! Get ready get steady and Rhumble (Everybody rhumble) Sit back, Rap attack, don't take no flack , rhyme in time to the rhythm of the track, I'm Ant, I'm Declan, a Duo, a Twosome, So many lyrics we're frightened to use 'em! So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores, We've even got them coming out of our pores, Your father, your mother, your sister, your brother, everyone's got to be an AKA Lov-er! Give us the motivation we can cause a sensation! Give us the aspiration we can cause a sensation! Give us the girls top speed Give us the girls stampede! Stylin' Smilin' Everybody buck wilin'! CHORUS Partners in crime we'll never do time, A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme! Raw... and pure like sushi, Don't try to do me use me Or even try to sue me, We lay down the law, We're quick on the draw, We played it, we made it the rest don't score! No jokes no messin', We'll teach you a lesson, A state of confusion to keep you all guessin'! CHORUS Freakin' it, sweatin' it, bustin' the mic! Slammin', it jammin', it do what you like! Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get Lets get Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready ready Lets get ready to rhumble! Watch us wreck the mic, Watch us wreck the mic Watch us wreck the mic.............Psyche CHORUS

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

'tonight i selotape my glove to you'....i think it was performed by Peabo Bryson and Roberta Flack

oh and the classic 'eating triffles' by the jam

[maximmortal]

"My heart and my mind worship discipline and filter right from wrong. Purification."

[Rossinio]

"Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron,, Chacarron, Chacarron, aliluliron, aluealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus ...ualuealuealeuale ualuelaelaellalea, alsualsualualauusualulus alsualsualualauusualulus"



Perhaps the most hilarious track I've heard in a while...

[maximmortal]

"How far would you go to satisfy?
Everything that you long for
And you wanted so bad
It seemed to take over you world
Nothing in this life is ever free
Youve heard a billion times
Still theres a gap haunting you
Questioning the air you breath
Questioning the truth
To find substance
To find a truth
Something absolute in a stone cold world
I guess its easier said than done
But theres a life that goes beyond
Now all I can do is share
What I have with you
Everytime you walk away
Everytime Ill be the same
Thats a choice to respect
Thats a choice I accept
But Ill still be here
Ill always be here
Ill always..."

And, this one's for Rob:

"Machadaynu Abadaynu Machadaynu daynu daynu Machadaynu Abadaynu Machadaynu daynu daynu Machadarnes Abatetron Abatetru tetru tetron"

[Darko]

Here is some of the top of my head!

Her name is Maxine, I bet her arse is supreme!
And when i look at her face, it makes me get a beam!
If she were right here, I'd fill her and cover her with my cream!
But instead I'll put some porn on, and dream of Maxine! Yeah!

Like that one Max?
Anyone wants a little ditty about them, then send a ten pound postal order to.....
Takes me a few minutes to make up lyrics for anything, so any bands want some songs wrote or that, you just let Darko know!

[izorpo]

some of my favs

Coil - Careful what you wish for

"god please fuck my mind portal"

Teenager - Pony

"little little girl come on you gotta rock my world ...awh she look like Bruce Lee"

but it's Firewater that provides the best

from 7th avenue static

Bring out the gin and the small violins
I'm a raging success as a failure
And it's colder than hell in this cardboard hotel
Which I share with a chronic embezzler

from Hold On Slow John

Looking for the silver lining
Where's the fucking happy ending
Words reverberate and then decay
There's no need to say you're sorry
Cause you know that she ain't sorry
She just shut the door and walked away



from Another Perfect Caastrophe

When retreat is not an option
And remorse is not your style
There must be something left to do
Cause every tragedy there's a comedy
Unless you are the victim
Then you're just another monkey at the zoo

and of course from Three Legged Dog (which would be my theme if I was a dude)

Well
Some people think I'm damaged 'cause I'm always on my own
But just because the lights are out don't mean you're not at home
And they say when you're psychotic that you never walk alone
I'm just a three-legged dog on the roam

And everybody thinks that I'm unfriendly just because I can't recall their names
But all the faces and the places just begin look the same
You haven't got the kind of time it takes to play those kinds of games
When you're a three-legged dog on the roam

No I may not be good-looking, but I'm a killer in the dark
And girl you know my bite is so much better than my bark
So if you need a friend tonight, why don't you come find me in the park
I'm a three-legged dog on the roam

Y'know my father thinks I'm lazy 'cause I ain't got no career
And my mother thinks I'm crazy, and my sister thinks I'm queer
Ah, but if you think it's easy, man, you just got no idea
I'm a three-legged dog on the roam

Yeah I've been down so long that coming up is giving me the bends
And I'm so goddamn lonesome, I count enemies as friends
And every day I chase my tail and wonder when it's gonna end
For this three-legged dog on the roam

Yeah I'm still looking for that something, gonna make my life complete
Can't afford to be too picky when you're living on the street
But sometimes if I'm a good boy, they'll throw me a piece of meat
I'm just a three-legged dog on the roam

[Darko]

Roba!

His name is Roba, he's a proper bob a jobber!
He'll always help you out, coz it's no bother!
And when he's online he's a real funny chap!
The little things he says, always make yer laugh!
He's on the council, and we all know why!
Because he'll make you laugh, before he makes you cry!
But most of all, because he's a real top guy!

Regards,Darko!

[EG0FILTER]

''No time to be void, or save up on life. You gotta spend it all'' - PEARL JAM

[izorpo]

And for sheer unrestrained subtlety!!!
May I present the ANTI NOWHERE LEAGUE!!!

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

thanks Izorpo...though i notice you stayed silent on the Wurzels debate...not a fan huh?

'ive got a brand new combine harvester and i'll give you the key'...awwww come on thats a classic

[izorpo]

is that who did that song?

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

yeah...try headbanging to that at Nottingham Rock City...THEY ROCK DUDE!!!

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