Re: The Luscious Lyrics Thread

[maximmortal]

Death is pure, life is not, so ask yourself, what do you want? As for me, well, I want you. So pick the black rose, and let its thorns cut you.

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

Timmy Mallet - 'Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini that she wore for the first time today...oh yeah...an Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini and in the water she wanted to play'

perhaps on of the greatest influences on my life was this song, which is why i always wanted to go into the fashion industry, and then one day achieveing my dream of owning and designing my own label

[maximmortal]

These lyrics strangely got me through my first break up. I think I had a moment of realisation and accepted it all.

A hiccup in paradise
I keep you jealously to myself,
in a photo the size of a kiss,
a kiss in the shape of a bullet.

On phone lines and letterhead
I'm dying about
I'm dying about

[LemonyVodka5]

oooooh,
Dracula comes from Transylvania,
Stevie Knick's book's about kleptomania,
Johnnie looked out of his bedroom window and shouted to his Mum
FRED TITMUS!!!!!

The infamous Fred Titmus by Half Man Half Biscuit

[Agincourt]

The only song I know from them is the immortally titled "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit".

[Mr Hugh Jarrdon]

ah but what about spitting images christmas song - santa claus is on the dole?

[izorpo]

the guy that produced some of Half Man Half Biscuit albums is around the corner from me - I seem to have this weird penchant for living near record producers - I use to live next door to Alex Chilton - he use to yell out the window at us for being drunken idiots playing outside at night

here's mine for today as I'm feeling like a sad old goth...Depressed Lode's Blasphemous Rumours

I dont want to start any blasphemous rumours
But I think that god's got a sick sense of humor
And when I die I expect to find him laughing

[maximmortal]

God, you don't want to answer me
But if you do, you'd better agree.
God, you've got the strangest sense of humour.
You're too funny to be so heavenly.

[Agincourt]

Body Count - "Evil Dick"

"Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
Evil dick dont care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
Evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick."

[Rossinio]

#The Cat came back the very next day
The cat came back
We thought he was a goner
But the cat came back
He just couldn't stay awaaaaaaaaay#

Saw this video on YouTube and I remember watching it when I was a kid...

[ROBAFET]

awesome vid Rossi, gott get hold of that - made me smile fella.

[Rossinio]

Yeah... I wish I could find a DVD of that somewhere, but I doubt it... Oh well...

[ROBAFET]

stay tuned, will rip from youtube and convert to dvd if you want.

[Rossinio]

Nah... I'll just bung it on my iPod, I reckon, mate... Grabbing my own YouTube version.

Thanks for the offer though...

[ROBAFET]

no worries

[izorpo]

well Roba will probably get this one...

Ahh
Agony

Pain is my name
Dancing on the edge of a nervous breakdown
Dancing on the edge of a razor blade
Desperately seeking for relief

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall and nothing holds me back

The automatic pilot has no grief
Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it's all over, we still believe

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall, nothing holds me back

I just let go all that holds me back
I'm in free fall, nothing holds me back

Desperately seeking for relief
Even when it's all over, we still believe

[maximmortal]

Teen runaway, youth depraved, your time is almost here.

[maximmortal]

I mean, you don't know the things I do for you while you are out cold.
The things I do for you will lead to my breakdown.

[Buttons81]

Does anyone remember The tv show "Rainbow" from the 80's

Here is a scene from one of the programs

The sketch opens with Zippy peeling a banana...

Zippy: "One skin, two skin, three skin, four.... "

George: "Zippy, where is Bungle?"

Zippy: "I think Geoffrey is trying to get him up"

We see a view of the [color:c9e3=blue !important][color:c9e3=blue !important]door and hear Bungle moaning from behind it.

Bungle: "Geoffrey, I can't get it in"

Geoffrey: "You managed it last night"

Bungle: "I know, let's try it round the other way around. Ooooooh, I've got it in"

Bungle and Geoffrey enter the studio with Bungle carrying a hammer and peg kit

Bungle: "Would you stick this on the [color:c9e3=blue !important][color:c9e3=blue !important]shelf, George"

George: "I can't reach, you'll have to stick it up yourself,

Geoffrey (to camera) " Hello everyone, today we are talking about playing"

Bungle: "Playing with each other, Geoffrey?"

Geoffrey: "Yes Bungle, do you have a special friend that you like to play with?"

George: "Yesterday we played with our [color:c9e3=blue !important][color:c9e3=blue !important]balls.

Are we going to play with our friend's balls today?"

Bungle: "Yes, and we can play with our twangers as well."

Geoffrey (to camera): Have you seen Bungles twanger?

Zippy: "Oh I have, I showed him how to pluck with it."

Bungle: "It's my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey asks the audience if they can pluck like Bungle

Zippy: "I can, I'm the best plucker here."

George: "And I'm good at banging. My peg's hard isn't it Zippy?"

Zippy: "Well of course it is, Your peg wouldn't go in if it was soft."

Geoffrey: "Let's get back to Bungle's twanger."

Bungle (excited): "Oooooh Geoffrey, we could all paint our twangers couldn't we?"

George: "Let's sing that plucking [color:c9e3=blue !important][color:c9e3=blue !important]song."

Bungle: "Rod and Roger can get their instruments out and Jane has got two lovely Maracas."

Singers Rod, Roger and Jane enter.

Rod: "We could hear you all banging away."

Roger: "Banging can be fun."

Jane: "Ooooh yes, and I was banging away all last night with Rod and Roger."

Roger (looking sad): "Yes, but it broke my plucking instrument."

Geoffrey: "Never mind Roger, let sing the plucking song, come on

everybody get your instruments out."

Rod (to Jane): "Do you want to blow on my pipe while I'm twanging away?"

Jane: "Oh no Rod, I was blowing a lot with Roger last night. But would you

like to play with my maracas?"

Zippy: "No, let's just pluck away with our twangers."

Bungle: "Yes, it doesn't matter what size your twanger is."

Zippy: "I've got a big red one."

George: "I've only got a tiny twanger. But it [color:c9e3=blue !important][color:c9e3=blue !important]works well and I like to play with it."

Geoffrey (to viewers): "Well, have you got your twangers out? And remember,

you can bounce your balls at the same time. If you haven't got any balls,

ask a friend if you can play with his. Now, let's all sing the plucking song."

Everyone in studio: "Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day today."

"Pluck, pluck, pluck away, we're going to pluck all day."

Geoffrey (to viewers): " It's time for us all to go now, but don't forget to

get your twangers out and play with your balls." "See you soon. Bye

[keuto]

And I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

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