Greetings Muppets! - I'm a new gun for hire

I used to think I was a pretty good gamer, then I joined xbox live...

Since that day I have regularly had my ass handed to me on a plate by people with in-human refelxes, suffered humiliating defeats at the hands of kids up way past their bedtime and to add to it; listen to language that would make a nun blush.

The steadily growing reputation of MWG has caught my attention. A place where like minded gamers and generally decent people can mingle appeals to me.

So here I am.

I am Roadnights, potentially a Muppet with a gun.

Peace out.

steadily growing reputation? which porn site did you read that on???

welcome mate, you'll find a mixture of gamers in here...very good ones - the ones who can afford rapid pads and glitch switches...the average - those who pick up skills by playing a variety of diffent game types just so they can meet women gamers and message them asking if they are hot...and the poor - that would be all but three of our members

well with an intro like that my good friend you surely have found a home.

we are not recruiting at present til January but if you can hang on to then you'll be fine.
This doesnt stop you though joining in on any fun we may have.

Live is a tough and frustrating place but once you make a few friends it gets a whole lot better.

Welcome...

i'd stick around mate, you'll be more than welcome to game with the rest of this rabble and when january comes you'll have your feet well under the table...but a warning...if you do game with us and view killcam and see a geezer climbing all over your corpse humping away violently...that will be Lam

I thankyou for the warm welcome. I fully intend to stick around and January is just round the corner after all!

I must admit to being unerved at the potential desecration of my in game corpse before it is 'virtually' cold.
Maybe The riot shield in Modern Warfare 2 was incorporated into the game to protect other players from the humping guy Ha-ha.

alright mate..... yeah chuck out a few fr's and get some games in and have a larf... that's what we're about....

wat games do ya play?

Nothing can prevent your corpse from being violated from some of the unsavoury types in here. I should know, as it's usually me that's the victim!
Have a look around the forum, let us know what some of your fave games are, spam away, and you'll make friends in no time.

We're moving to a new forum soon, and things will be getting back to our usual mix of regular games and comps and general chaos!

Welcome buddy enjoy the site.. see you on the battlefield

suprised lam hasnt said hello yet, i can just inagine him rubbing his groin vigorously in preperation

Roadnights wrote:I have regularly had my ass handed to me on a plate

that reminds me of a story i was once told..........

welcome to MWG!

Wasn't a plate though.

i've got another 2 stories now Frag!

me1tdown101 wrote:
wat games do ya play?

im gunner go wi xbox 360 games at a guess lol


sorry im in one of those moods tday lol

anyway hi there chuck us a few friends request and im shure ul be kickin my ass before i now it lol

ow and a word of warning wen lemony gets here be a little wery

forgot about Mr Lemony

LAM1808 wrote:i've got another 2 stories now Frag!

I'll look forward to the update.

2 different people!!!

Mr Hugh Jarrdon wrote: forgot about Mr Lemony

how the hell did u forget about lemony hes mentally scared me with frogs and lube herdle

he's been quite of late...something to do with teaching felching at his local primary school

hmm wonder if he needs an assistant ??

i would ask him but he doesnt like to be disturbed...he takes teaching quite seriously, and though he doesnt wear anything below the belt he does have a nifty jacket with leather patches onthe elbows

wish i could pull that look off i look like a perv wankin at a window oposit a womans undawear shop, n i was lookin forward to teachin the adults of tomorrow how to do such a imporant task

Welcome to MWG Roadnights!

welcome roadnights. chuck me a FR and we'll see you online. fun place here, and everyone is friendly enough

eee. i feel like ben kenobi