Greetings Muppets! - I'm a new gun for hire

welcome in matey sounds like youve found the right place youl,ll fit right in here,see you online soon for some muppety goodness

robsky3 wrote:wish i could pull that look off i look like a perv wankin at a window oposit a womans undawear shop, n i was lookin forward to teachin the adults of tomorrow how to do such a imporant task

the key is to make your eyes go bozeyed and stick your tongue out of the corner of your mouth during the vinegar strokes

how do fella welcome on board

Welcome to MWG!

I feel so accepted already, I'm almost emotional !

Frag Kebab - Sounds like you have suffered at the hands of the unsavoury ones, I'm sorry to hear this - But I just hope they are too pre-occupied with you to notice me...

Lam - Hi, thanks for the welcome. Your reputation proceeds you!

maximmortal - Hello, thanks for stopping by

Slowdog76 - With an impressive gamer score like that, I will refer to you as Ben Kenobi if you wish!

Welcome to the muppets roadnights. Should be mucho fun times ahead. Can't promise that you wont hear the odd bit of fruity language in here, but its always within context ahem.

If slowdog is ben kenobi, guess that makes jinksie and mackam yoda and mace windu then. Fortunately no muppets are jaja binks or fanikin skywimper.

Don't suppose you have GoW2 and all the map packs do you?

im told there are a few members that look like Yoda!

funny how he walks with a limp and a walking stick yet put him in a fight and he's bouncing of the fecking walls...two words my fellow muppets - BENEFIT FRAUD!!!

Roadnights wrote:I used to think I was a pretty good gamer, then I joined xbox live...

I've never held such an illusion in 30 years of gaming...

Since that day I have regularly had my ass handed to me on a plate by people with in-human refelxes, suffered humiliating defeats at the hands of kids up way past their bedtime and to add to it; listen to language that would make a nun blush.

Nun blush! Hell, makes *me* blush!

The steadily growing reputation of MWG has caught my attention. A place where like minded gamers and generally decent people can mingle appeals to me.

So here I am.

I am Roadnights, potentially a Muppet with a gun.

Peace out.

Welcome and Well Met!

Add me up Roadnights mate and welcome in!

Roadnights wrote:Lam - Hi, thanks for the welcome. Your reputation proceeds you!

HAHAHAHAHAHA, 'AVIT LAMBO!

Roadnights wrote:maximmortal - Hello, thanks for stopping by

You're welcome. Just call me Maxi.

remove friend.........

File complaint...

Mr Hugh Jarrdon wrote:im told there are a few members that look like Yoda!

funny how he walks with a limp and a walking stick yet put him in a fight and he's bouncing of the fecking walls...two words my fellow muppets - BENEFIT FRAUD!!!

jesus man nowonder he can afford such nice stuff like a battle cruser and shit, but u can tell from his aperances in the later 3 (actually firs 3 that was relesed but are now 4 5 6) that some fuker realised befor u did and had him done for it so wer all good for now

Roadnights wrote:I feel so accepted already, I'm almost emotional !

Jog on (private joke, you'll hear it a lot)

Roadnights wrote:
Frag Kebab - Sounds like you have suffered at the hands of the unsavoury ones, I'm sorry to hear this - But I just hope they are too pre-occupied with you to notice me...

If you find anyone here that isn't unsavoury, you'll have to let me know!

Roadnights wrote:Lam - Hi, thanks for the welcome. Your reputation proceeds you!

And his bowel trails behind him.

Frag Kebab wrote:

Roadnights wrote:
Frag Kebab - Sounds like you have suffered at the hands of the unsavoury ones, I'm sorry to hear this - But I just hope they are too pre-occupied with you to notice me...

If you find anyone here that isn't unsavoury, you'll have to let me know!

Frag is the unsavoury one, trust me I have met him very disreputable sort. Also he is a very dangerous driver!

robsky3 wrote:

Mr Hugh Jarrdon wrote:im told there are a few members that look like Yoda!

funny how he walks with a limp and a walking stick yet put him in a fight and he's bouncing of the fecking walls...two words my fellow muppets - BENEFIT FRAUD!!!

jesus man nowonder he can afford such nice stuff like a battle cruser and shit, but u can tell from his aperances in the later 3 (actually firs 3 that was relesed but are now 4 5 6) that some fuker realised befor u did and had him done for it so wer all good for now

i noticed in empire strikes back that he was living in a shit hole on some council estate...poetic justice

Dangerous = Finds it difficult to safely pass people who have stopped on the racing line.

Apart from that, Kermit is mostly right, and we're all glad that he has been allowed to post on the forum from his prison cell.

Frag Kebab wrote:Dangerous = Finds it difficult to safely pass people who have stopped on the racing line.

Apart from that, Kermit is mostly right, and we're all glad that he has been allowed to post on the forum from his prison cell.

Dangerous = Finds it difficult not to ram people in to walls when they overtake his sunday driving on the straights, And its a hospital room I am in, I still haven't recovered from being put in to every single wall in Grid by you and LAM (not to mention Villager ramming me head on in the drift round)

Fair overtaking in my book!

Atleast you have stopped denying it lol, I think LAM takes the prize for putting me in to the wall in the best way when he beached me on that tire wall so i was still in the race but couldn't move

I couldn't compete with LAM in that respect!

I'm sensing some 'Road rage' issues gentlemen...

Have started sending out some friend requests to you good people, so I should be appearing in your inboxes soon...

As for games I've got for those of you that have enquired, I have Call of Duty4, World At War, Modern Warfare2,
Left 4 Dead and I'll be picking up a nice shiny new copy of the sequel tomorrow!


Also Gears Of War 1 & 2, but I didn't get the map packs because I could never get a game. Anything I haven't mentioned I probably do have as well, lol

we have a lot of COD and Gears gamers here and the few who like Hunting Zombies or Covenant as well.... so you'll get loads of games in.... send me an fr if its full send me a msg and i'll add u

welcome to muppets matey.
i know what you talking about fella, the muppets is safe haven for freaks and oddballs who game for the fun of it and there aint much of that on live these days (i like to think of us as the kellys heroes of live).

feel free to add me old chap.

Roadnights wrote:Anything I haven't mentioned I probably do have as well, lol

i assume by the cockiness of that remark that you have the blu ray special edition of 'Star Whores - The Emperor licks crack'?