Female Gamer

Jeezus! After reading this thread, I'd be scared off too!

Anyway, welcome to the greatest, friendliest clan on XBL, krisab! Send us a few FRs!

Ok ok ok.

I have this reputation - totally undeserved of course - for scaring the laydeez off and now look at the rest of you!!!

I mean honestly, let the poor girl take her coat off and get settled in the Muppet lounge with a cup of tea and a slice of cake before going off all "Lemony" on her!

Hang on a mo, that still doesn't sound right and I'm actually trying really hard to be nice and approachable now.....

Bah! Reb are you a man or a fraggle. We don't like fraggles rownd 'ere!

Well, Gelfling, actually...

no reply...?
have we scared her off already or even scarred the poor girl for life...

Rebulous wrote:Well, Gelfling, actually...

Pleasure GELF? If so then what are you doing Tuesday at 8pm? Hows about me, you and a famliy size tub of banana yoghurt? ;)

banana splits love boat maybe better...

but who's gonna be the banana and who's gonna be doin the splits?

Ookkaaayyy, you got me. Gelfling from The Dark Crystal anyone? What are YOU on about?

lol hes talkin about red dwarf mate! pleasure gelf lmffao

oh!! shit I remember them! The Skexxies used to freak me out man!

I was on about GELF (Genetically Engineered Life Form) from Red Dwarf. Sorry for the confusion. I'll go punish myself...

Ah, haven't had the pleasure of watching much of that fine show as yet...

Genetically Engineered Life Form. On Red Dwarf they had Pleaseure GELF's, who were made to appear as the viewers object of lust. Their true form was a large green blob with one eye though.

It's just occured to me that I've never watched The Dark Crystal. I'm going to end up ordering it now, I know it!!!

*cough* *spit* *choke* BLASPHEMY!

No probs mate! I figured it was some inside joke this poor Yank wasn't in on... :2111:

OK, ok! I'm gonna have to get me some Red Dwarf now and start watching it! If I recall, my son has it on DVD, so I'll borrow it. Lord knows he borrows enough of my DVDs...

They did make a US pilot, Reb. It wasn't good!

And for not watching The Dark Crystal, I shall of course commit suicide immidately, as Kryten would say!

And now to return this thread to the OP, as it was supposed to be her introduction...

3 PAGES OF COMPLETE AND UTTER SPAM....?

LOL

Maybe we need a sort of lip glossed font that may work wonders in inticing more female gamers...

YOUR ALL VILE CREATURES!!!!! Thats what Mrs Ego says anyway!

dangermouse13 wrote:

3 PAGES OF COMPLETE AND UTTER SPAM....?

LOL

Maybe we need a sort of lip glossed font that may work wonders in inticing more female gamers...

FFS!

Wha'? Even me??? I've at least tried to remain civil. Mrs Ego, I'm cut to the quick!

From now on, any B00sh quotes come with a side order of random s

If this poor gal comes back how do you think shes gonna perceive this nice friendly Muppety clan when she reads this welcome thread....?