Re: The Last Film You Hated Thread.

by Guest Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:12 pm

Mutant chronicles. Don't watch it, whatever you do! Words can not describe how bad it is.

Cheers for the heads up m8,this was in my download que

by Eyetrip Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:29 pm

Yeah, its not even worth watching for free.

by Guest Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:31 pm

Done me a favour and saved me time then m8,i can now crack on downloading The Clangers boxset 232323

by **houndsoflove13** Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:15 pm

missus loves clangers...lol

by ROBAFET Wed Dec 17, 2008 1:31 pm

Clangers Swearing LOL

by EG0FILTER Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:04 pm

The Happening,,, unbelievably bad,,, i think its actually bad on purpose but the inside joke is lost on me.... shame coz i like Mark Whalberg....

And the new x files movie,,, and Im a huge fan of the series and the first film,,,, this was pure skidmarked pants!

by ROBAFET Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:18 pm

indy Jones and the inter dimensional beings - pah, awful

by Dongziller Wed Dec 17, 2008 10:21 pm

don't say that rob!! had that booked in for xmas day! damn

by Shred Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:38 pm

ROBAFET wrote:indy Jones and the inter dimensional beings - pah, awful

I enjoyed it look at it from the context of it been based on a 1950's B-movie (which it is based on BTW) much like the earlier films were inspired by 1930's saturday matinee serials.

by Eyetrip Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:11 pm

Three To Tango. old film, but only got round to watching it last night. Couldn't finish it. It's the worst kind of chick flick - ridiculous premise, thinks it's funnier than it is, and tries so bloody hard to be cute that in the end you just wish the characters were right in front of you so could slap em.

by **houndsoflove13** Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:01 pm

Coyote Ugly...

Damn why is this popular its trash.

And the new Sex & the City film. I can watch the series it has a few funny moments but that was plain trash and I wasted 2 hours of my life watching that. Thank god! I was able to watch Mongol after it which i would hugely recommend, very good film. Felt like greatest film I'd ever seen after Sex & The City...

by Eyetrip Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:27 pm

Hancock.

If there was ever a film that suffered from multiple personality disorder, this is it!

At first you think it might be a funny family movie, but then certain events transpire that make you realise this ain't no family movie! Then, the humour (what little there was) dries up around 20 minutes in.

From then on, it tricks you into thinking it might be an action movie, but then wham! it's drama! No wait, we want a romance film! And now it's violent and dark thriller! No wait, we're going for drama again!

I understand that films require different elements to work, but this film completely changes gears all the time, and it feels like you are watching 3 or 4 completely different takes on the same premise, hastily botched together to meet the run time of a movie.

Did anybody read the script before signing up for this? What a load of rubbish!

by LemonyVodka5 Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:34 pm

Last film I saw in the kinematographical house was Dark Knight.....and I bloody hated it, so mus so I haven't been back since.

Too long.

Too much wishy-washy lovey stuff.

And I'll probably just be confirming my seat in Hell with this comment but seriously, when did swallowing a few times warrant an Oscar nomination for Heath Ledger?!?!?!?!?!

Grrrrrr.

On the plus side, watched The Hitman on SKY the other night and although it wasn't great by any means it was actually quite fun to watch.

by Dongziller Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:57 pm

On the plus side, watched The Hitman on SKY the other night and although it wasn't great by any means it was actually quite fun to watch.

agreed mate - if they fucked the bird off out of it and made the other hitmen a little tougher it would have been a top film

by stu g Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:11 pm

the worst i would have to say is sunshine. isaw it in the cinema and wanted to walk out halfway thru it was so bad and boring!!

by Mackam Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:04 pm

Don't watch the Zohan, that was really pants. It was so bad I watched the trailer again to find the funny bits.

Tropical Thunder as well, a little better but not much. Downey Jnr pretending to an Aussie actor being a black bloke but doing it badly just was not funny and they did it for the whole movie.

Both sucked big donkey balls

by LemonyVodka5 Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:42 pm

"Both sucked big donkey balls"

Saw a film with this in.........but not in the cinema........

by Mackam Thu Feb 05, 2009 6:54 pm

Can I have a copy of it!

by flash Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:57 am

my lass wanted too watch disaster movie yeah it was pants film

by Dongziller Mon Feb 09, 2009 11:57 am

heard that new kat winslet leo di caprio film sucks great big balls! just a heads up

by ROBAFET Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:45 pm

Lem - is it called Ass play? LOL

by LemonyVodka5 Mon Feb 09, 2009 4:58 pm

2001: Ass pace Oddysey......

sorry about that one.....

by Villagerr Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:19 pm

Dongziller wrote:Fear and loathing in Las Vegas 2/10

WTF is this about fuck all story just two tits canned off their tits fuckin about in vegas

What the hell i love that film... Its mighty strange i agree but you aint got a clue whats going on, how funny is it when they arrive at vegas and they try and check in...

Hmmm might have to dig this out and watch it

by Dongziller Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:25 pm

i know people who love it mate but i just didn't get it! same with nightwatch/daywatch - i thought they were utter shit but others love them

by ROBAFET Mon Feb 09, 2009 5:27 pm

Loved Nightwatch, but didn't enjoy daywatch at all.

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